HERE YOU WILL LEARN EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WORLD--
MY WORLD--THE WORLD THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TEENIEST, TINIEST,
GOSH-DARN THING ABOUT.
AND WHEN I SAY, “THEY,” I MEAN CONAN.
HERE YOU WILL LEARN EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WORLD--
MY WORLD--THE WORLD THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TEENIEST, TINIEST,
GOSH-DARN THING ABOUT.
AND WHEN I SAY, “THEY,” I MEAN CONAN.
WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE, HOMES!
OR IT USED TO BE.
(ALL ABOUT
ME.)
LONG
AGO.
IN THE
“BEFORE”
TIME.
BEFORE...
umm...
from this...
...to this?
IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!